<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121</id><updated>2011-10-11T03:14:31.461-03:00</updated><category term='HumoR'/><category term='(In)utilidade pública'/><category term='Gambiarras'/><category term='coisas de estagiário'/><title type='text'>Uozapation</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>14</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-993084365353431742</id><published>2011-01-14T03:55:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T03:55:08.024-02:00</updated><title type='text'>ho ste ne blu klor stackn der naht</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Para moxica.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-993084365353431742?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/993084365353431742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/993084365353431742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2011/01/ho-ste-ne-blu-klor-stackn-der-naht.html' title='ho ste ne blu klor stackn der naht'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-8605869041013395627</id><published>2011-01-10T21:47:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-10T21:47:22.434-02:00</updated><title type='text'>segunda-feira</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font style="background-color: #ffff00" color="#000000" size="5"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ai eu posso escrever &lt;strike&gt;qualquer coisa&lt;/strike&gt; aqui&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TSuahgibkxI/AAAAAAAAAD8/Mnmole3gUeg/s1600-h/palouse%5B6%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="palouse" border="0" alt="palouse" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TSuaiZqTKbI/AAAAAAAAAEA/8hH_2aZCehY/palouse_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="421" height="265" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-8605869041013395627?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8605869041013395627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8605869041013395627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2011/01/segunda-feira.html' title='segunda-feira'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TSuaiZqTKbI/AAAAAAAAAEA/8hH_2aZCehY/s72-c/palouse_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-8014471076656279881</id><published>2010-11-03T08:44:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2010-11-03T08:44:25.061-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Titulo de quarta-feira 03/10/2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;esta postagem é apenas para fins de teste&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TNE9BXOuO7I/AAAAAAAAADw/XMgfgS78Uus/s1600-h/bluefeet%5B4%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="bluefeet" border="0" alt="bluefeet" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TNE9B9dNC0I/AAAAAAAAAD0/3sptEYwvKSo/bluefeet_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="441" height="277" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;nao me permite fazer&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-8014471076656279881?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8014471076656279881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8014471076656279881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2010/11/titulo-de-quarta-feira-03102010.html' title='Titulo de quarta-feira 03/10/2010'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TNE9B9dNC0I/AAAAAAAAAD0/3sptEYwvKSo/s72-c/bluefeet_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-1449329348574584084</id><published>2010-07-10T09:00:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T09:00:32.533-03:00</updated><title type='text'>uma nova postagem</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TDhg23ZpKPI/AAAAAAAAADg/-vnYHxfNEY4/s1600-h/TW-olwp1%5B3%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" class="wlDisabledImage" title="拼板船,台灣蘭嶼 (Traditional boats on Lanyu Island, Taiwan)" border="0" alt="拼板船,台灣蘭嶼 (Traditional boats on Lanyu Island, Taiwan)" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TDhg3iQH5II/AAAAAAAAADk/q9d7PkFeWH0/TW-olwp1_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="482" height="303" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;comentando alguma coisa sobre o barquinho….&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-1449329348574584084?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/1449329348574584084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/1449329348574584084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2010/07/uma-nova-postagem.html' title='uma nova postagem'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TDhg3iQH5II/AAAAAAAAADk/q9d7PkFeWH0/s72-c/TW-olwp1_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-1712467642289332135</id><published>2010-06-16T19:38:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T19:38:11.556-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Copa</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;vou criar um postagem pra falar sobre a copa&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBlSSV-PDGI/AAAAAAAAADY/-t-upRvRPZk/s1600-h/BR-olwp1%5B3%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Arara Vermelha em vôo no Mato Grosso do Sul, Brasil (Red Macaw in flight at Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil)" border="0" alt="Arara Vermelha em vôo no Mato Grosso do Sul, Brasil (Red Macaw in flight at Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil)" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBlSUrs3CAI/AAAAAAAAADc/lTOtZGDWypE/BR-olwp1_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="529" height="332" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;continuo digitando a postagem&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-1712467642289332135?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/1712467642289332135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/1712467642289332135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2010/06/copa.html' title='Copa'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBlSUrs3CAI/AAAAAAAAADc/lTOtZGDWypE/s72-c/BR-olwp1_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-8964465753942616635</id><published>2010-06-14T15:35:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-14T15:35:53.854-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Postagem</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#9ef73e" size="7" face="Bauhaus 93"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; um texto qualquer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#9ef73e" size="7" face="Bauhaus 93"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBZ2hs1-jWI/AAAAAAAAADQ/DtCjFnvmZxY/s1600-h/Koala%5B4%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Koala" border="0" alt="Koala" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBZ2iM6wujI/AAAAAAAAADU/XB3j02wSqUA/Koala_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="244" height="184" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;  &lt;p&gt;o resto do texto aqui&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="400"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td valign="top" width="200"&gt;12&lt;/td&gt;        &lt;td valign="top" width="200"&gt;123123&lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;      &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td valign="top" width="200"&gt;asdas&lt;/td&gt;        &lt;td valign="top" width="200"&gt;am,sndjabs&lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-8964465753942616635?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8964465753942616635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/8964465753942616635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2010/06/postagem.html' title='Postagem'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_uIla8COKIRI/TBZ2iM6wujI/AAAAAAAAADU/XB3j02wSqUA/s72-c/Koala_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-6898244614711654220</id><published>2010-06-14T11:36:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-14T11:36:34.348-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Wavin’ flag</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;[…]&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;sing forever young&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;sing songs underneath the sun&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;lets rejoin in a beatiful day&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;[…]&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;we all say&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;when I get older…I will be stronger&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;they’ll call me freedom just like a wavin’ flag&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-6898244614711654220?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/6898244614711654220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/6898244614711654220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2010/06/wavin-flag.html' title='Wavin’ flag'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-9117277418461225586</id><published>2009-04-12T20:18:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-12T20:27:50.989-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HumoR'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(In)utilidade pública'/><title type='text'>Roubo em prol da higiêne pessoal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1080370-6091,00-HOMEM+PODE+PEGAR+ANOS+DE+CADEIA+POR+ROUBO+DE+PAPEL+HIGIENICO.html"&gt;Homem pode pegar 10 anos de cadeia por roubo de papel higiênico&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um homem identificado apenas como Edvin L., de 26 anos, foi preso         pela polícia polonesa por ter roubado um rolo de papel higiênico         de um restaurante de Varsóvia (Polônia). Por conta do roubo, ele         pode pegar até dez anos de cadeia.&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;       Edvin roubou o papel higiênico que custa menos de         US$ 1, mas quebrou o suporte de colocar o rolo, elevando o dano         para cerca de US$ 105, segundo publicou o diário polonês         "Dziennik".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img alt="http://praiabrava.metropolitanafm.com.br/media/cafeina/imagens/1236799955.jpg" src="http://praiabrava.metropolitanafm.com.br/media/cafeina/imagens/1236799955.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-style: italic; font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" &gt;foto meramente ilustrativa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A polícia foi chamada pelo gerente do restaurante,         que viu o homem escondendo algo sob o seu casaco. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Em seu site, a         polícia de Varsóvia disse que o crime tinha sido um dos mais bem         sucedidos desde janeiro deste ano.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Agora eu tento imaginar o crime mais fracassado do ano nessa cidade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;fonte:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,6091,00.html"&gt;G1&gt;Planeta Bizarro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-9117277418461225586?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/9117277418461225586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/9117277418461225586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/roubo-em-prol-da-higiene-pessoal.html' title='Roubo em prol da higiêne pessoal'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-4068440430426313066</id><published>2009-04-12T00:05:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-12T00:05:01.277-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HumoR'/><title type='text'>Propaganda de Motel</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://www.ataquederisos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/m6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Humm =x&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-4068440430426313066?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4068440430426313066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4068440430426313066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/propaganda-de-motel.html' title='Propaganda de Motel'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-2718288409884179872</id><published>2009-04-11T12:53:00.007-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T14:31:40.203-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(In)utilidade pública'/><title type='text'>Adriane Galisteu: "Sou viciada em sexo"</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adriane Galisteu&lt;/strong&gt; deu uma entrevista reveladora ao programa “Show Business”, apresentado por &lt;strong style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;João Doria Jr&lt;/strong&gt;. “Sou de uma família de viciados: &lt;strong&gt;meu pai era alcoólatra, meu irmão drogado, minha mãe viciada em bingo e eu sou viciada em sexo&lt;/strong&gt;”, afirmou a apresentadora.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left: 30px;"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 1px solid black;" src="http://buzz.globo.com/files/136/arquivos/seio_galisteu.jpg" alt="" width="550" border="1" height="381" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;roubado discaradamente de:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; &lt;a style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" href="http://www.jacarebanguela.com.br/"&gt;Jacaré Banguela&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;     &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-2718288409884179872?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/2718288409884179872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/2718288409884179872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/adriane-galisteu-sou-viciada-em-sexo.html' title='Adriane Galisteu: &quot;Sou viciada em sexo&quot;'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-3717845539662276627</id><published>2009-04-10T20:07:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T20:11:21.327-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HumoR'/><title type='text'>Hoje não!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0481.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;mais uma do &lt;a style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.drpepper.com.br/"&gt;DrPepper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-3717845539662276627?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/3717845539662276627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/3717845539662276627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/hoje-nao.html' title='Hoje não!'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-4143362105030319081</id><published>2009-04-09T01:49:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T20:05:15.948-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gambiarras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coisas de estagiário'/><title type='text'>Solucionador de Problemas</title><content type='html'>O dicionário online &lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://michaelis.uol.com.br/"&gt;Michaelis&lt;/a&gt; define 'Gambiarra' como: &lt;blockquote&gt;"&lt;span class="descricao"&gt;[...]Serviço elétrico malfeito, especialmente com a finalidade de obter energia elétrica de maneira ilegal"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span class="descricao"&gt;Mas como nem toda palavra é aquilo que está no dicionário, as gambiarras [ou &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;gambis&lt;/span&gt;] virou qualquer coisa que solucione um problema de maneira rápida, improvisada e muitas vezes não muito eficiente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="descricao"&gt;Abaixo, um exemplo de solucionador de problemas para as &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;gambis&lt;/span&gt; na programação [ou no que servir, afinal, é &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;gambi&lt;/span&gt; mesmo].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uIla8COKIRI/SeAi3pnTIRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_n9KQNJT3ig/s1600-h/450px-Algoritmo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 415px; height: 494px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uIla8COKIRI/SeAi3pnTIRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_n9KQNJT3ig/s400/450px-Algoritmo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323293099010760978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isso sim é um exemplo da aplicação de gestão da qualidade em um software. [ou então coisa de estagiário]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-4143362105030319081?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4143362105030319081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4143362105030319081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/solucionador-de-problemas.html' title='Solucionador de Problemas'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uIla8COKIRI/SeAi3pnTIRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_n9KQNJT3ig/s72-c/450px-Algoritmo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-3486049890026934298</id><published>2009-04-05T19:55:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T20:06:10.554-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coisas de estagiário'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(In)utilidade pública'/><title type='text'>Americano é preso após simular sexo com poste</title><content type='html'>O norte-americano Richard Mullaney Jr., de 41 anos, foi preso         pela polícia de Boston, nos EUA, após ser flagrado por uma         mulher se esfregando contra um poste com a genitália para fora         da calça, segundo a emissora local 7News.&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;       O incidente aconteceu por volta 9h45 da última         terça-feira na estação Haymarket. A mulher de 34 anos relatou à         polícia que estava esperando o metrô quando viu Mullaney com o         pênis para fora da calça simulando um ato sexual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 393px; height: 245px;" alt="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,20072804-FMMP,00.jpg" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,20072804-FMMP,00.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;A mulher destacou ainda que ele estava olhando         para ela, fazendo movimento para frente e para trás enquanto se         esfregava no poste. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;"A vítima ficou chocada e alarmada com         esse comportamento"&lt;/span&gt;, escreveu o policial no relatório.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas, quem é a vítima? A mulher? O poste? O policial? O americano? ou tudo isso é só mais uma malemolência de estagiário?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;reportagem em &lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1068198-6091,00-AMERICANO+E+PRESO+APOS+SIMULAR+SEXO+COM+POSTE.html"&gt;G1&gt;Planeta Bizarro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-3486049890026934298?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/3486049890026934298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/3486049890026934298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/americano-e-preso-apos-simular-sexo-com.html' title='Americano é preso após simular sexo com poste'/><author><name>O Uozapation</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04214017418223904655</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018747854088725121.post-4225971773205524895</id><published>2009-04-01T19:20:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T19:28:50.529-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HumoR'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(In)utilidade pública'/><title type='text'>10 maiores mentiras do séc. XXI</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Em homenagem ao dia 1º de abril as dez maiores mentiras do século XXI.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="entry"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1º. &lt;/strong&gt;Yes, We Can (Sim, nós podemos).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2º.&lt;/strong&gt; A conexão caiu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3º. &lt;/strong&gt;Trabalhe em casa e fique rico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4º. &lt;/strong&gt;Ausente no MSN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5º.&lt;/strong&gt; A bateria do celular descarregou.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6º.&lt;/strong&gt; Experimenta sem compromisso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7º.&lt;/strong&gt; Parcelado dá o mesmo preço à vista.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8º.&lt;/strong&gt; Download apenas para uso pessoal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9º. &lt;/strong&gt;Fique rico indicando pessoas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10º.&lt;/strong&gt; Satisfação garantida ou seu dinheiro de volta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote  style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" &gt;roubado discaradamente de&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" href="http://lista10.org/"&gt;lista10&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5018747854088725121-4225971773205524895?l=uozapation.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4225971773205524895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5018747854088725121/posts/default/4225971773205524895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uozapation.blogspot.com/2009/04/10-maiores-mentiras-do-sec-xxi.html' title='10 maiores mentiras do séc. 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